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LadyStarlight - April 8, 2003

A/N: written for the first BA Lyric Wheel. Thanks to Ligeia for supplying the song, "How You Remind Me" by Nickelback (lyrics can be found here) Thanks also to S.J. Smith for the title suggestion - I took it.

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Reality show. Not looking for more reality.

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Sitcom. Perfect people -- perfect lives. Ha.

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Game show. More stuff I'll never know.

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Music videos.

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Nature documentary. Never show anything useful on those.

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Stock car race. Round and round and round in circles. Been there, done that.

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Hockey. Mindless violence, how nice.

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Cartoons. How many times can the poor Coyote get smushed, anyway?

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Music videos again. This time for old people.

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Cooking show. Who eats that crap?

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Home decorating. Need a home for that to be useful.

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War movie.

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Music videos redux. When did country get happy?

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Beer commercial. To the bottom of every bottle, you bet.

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Porn. She's flexible.

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Gardening show. What trees make the best stakes?

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Chick flick.

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Yawn. Going to bed.... zeppo.

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